Halloweenies

“This is the worst Matt Damon outfit ever” #themartian
"Come on, already. It's like you've never seen a kid in a costume before."
“Come on, already. It’s like you’ve never seen a kid in a costume before.”
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“Post trick-or-treating with my friend, the chicken. We got a little wet, but not wet enough for him to change out of his costume pants.”
Our actual costumes: thanks to the rain: Pacific NW Halloweens.
Our actual costumes, thanks to the rain: Pacific NW Halloweenies.

Stylin’

“If you a fly gal

Get your nails done

Get a pedicure

Get your hair did.”

– Missy Elliot

Sit still? This is a joke, right?
Sit still? This is a joke, right?
“What is this, the 1990’s? I want an Uber, not a taxi.”
Bang(s)!
“Thanks for keeping my stylish wings!”

All’s Fair

"Let's see what's so 'magic' about this guy..."
“Let’s see what’s so ‘magic’ about this guy…”
"Mama K, don't you think that magazine is a bit inappropriate for LB?" "Yes, especially when she eats the perfume inserts."
“Mama K, don’t you think that magazine is a bit inappropriate for LB?”
“Yes, especially when she eats the perfume inserts.”
Commentary on Leibovitz and/or Channing Tatum.
Commentary on Leibovitz and/or Channing Tatum.
"I am very much enjoying this article about Queen Elizabeth's corgis."
“I am very much enjoying this article about Queen Elizabeth’s corgis.”
"You already read this, right? We're all good?"
“You already read this, right? We’re all good?”

Oh, for shame

Before there was Lucie, there was www.dogshaming.com.  This used to entertain us for hours.  Now, it’s our time to contribute.  We proudly present (probably not for the last time, either): Bug Shaming 2015.

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Table mannerisms
Table mannerisms
Pending doom
Pending doom
It's where the toys are
It’s where the toys are
We needed the exercise
We needed the exercise
TV! TV! TV!
TV! TV! TV!
Timing is everything
Timing is everything
The blame game
The blame game
C is for contact lenses
C is for contact lenses
Er, nevermind
Er, never mind

Finally, what Little Bug thinks about this little project:

The end
The end

Crank it up

The terrible twos?  What about the ornary ones?!