(some of this interview may be liberally imagined)
Mama C: Hi Louie.
MC: We had a long morning together while Mama K was at work. How do you think it went?
L: I liked working out with you. You did exactly three push-ups in with me sitting on top of you.
MC: Well, you are a hefty 32 pounds.
L: Me gusta burritos.
MC: What else did we do?
L: We watched a surprising amount of T.V. Funny… Mama K and I don’t watch that much T.V. together.
MC: Oh yeah?
L: Yep, we go on walks, go to the library, play with friends… and she doesn’t complain about my weight.
MC: You don’t jump on her!
L: Which came first, the couch potato or the trampoline?
MC: What? Well, you don’t have to punch me in the arm when you say my name. When you say Mama K’s name, you gently pat her.
L: And why do you think that is?
MC: Point taken.
L: Another thing: why does Mama K put me in real clothes with actual layers, while you leave me in my pajamas all day?
MC: I can dress you if you want.
L: (looks Mama C up and down) No thanks. I’m good.