I’m no fashion expert. If I was, the world would be wearing workout clothes for everyday outfits. Oh, wait. I’m being told that’s an actual thing now– who knew?
Well, I may get the clothes right on occasion, but I know I definitely don’t get the hair. As Gina Linetti from “Brooklyn Nine Nine” asks another hair-challenged character: “Did you make the cover of ‘Hair Pulled Back Magazine?'” I would subscribe to that.
Except when it comes to Little Bug’s hair. In that case, we drop her off at the hair salon (aka Daycare) and get back a very sensibly styled kid. Observe the before and after:
So yes, we pay $300/week for French braids. And indiscernible artwork. This just goes toward the $300,000 it is estimated to cost a parent raising a kid these days. Can’t buy me love? I beg to differ, Patrick Dempsey.