That kid shoes wear out… In the toes.
That hair can be referred to as a “rat’s nest.”
That getting wet used to be fun.
That just because you’re at a birthday party (with unicorn ponies, btw), it doesn’t mean you have to have fun.
That you really do need to scrub behind the ears. A lot.
That there is no better time to figure out “who wore it best.”
That anything is fair game for a napkin. No discrimination based on color, creed, price, veteran status or sexual orientation.
That building with buddies is better.
That a smile always makes being naughty more adorable.
That matching is cute.
That a bad haircut is not the end of the world.
That if I could bottle up toddler laughter, I would.