AT THE STORE
Me: “Aren’t these shoes cute?”
Mama K: “Totally.”
Me: “Holy cow! They’re forty dollars.”
Mama K: “That’s weird.”
Me: “Man, we’ve been spoiled. We haven’t had to buy her shoes because they’ve all been hand-me-downs or gifts.”
Mama K: “Well, she needs shoes.”
Me: “Can you grab her? She’s getting snot all over the display over there.”
ONE WEEK LATER
Mama K: “Hey, did you know these light up?”
Me: “What? No! Those shoes are so annoying. How did we miss that?”
Mama K: “Maybe that’s why they were forty dollars.”
TWO WEEKS LATER
Mama K: “Did you read the news report that light up shoes are catching on fire?”
Me: “Awesome.”
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