Rookie Mistakes

AT THE STORE

Me: “Aren’t these shoes cute?”

Mama K: “Totally.”

Me: “Holy cow! They’re forty dollars.”

Mama K: “That’s weird.”

Me: “Man, we’ve been spoiled. We haven’t had to buy her shoes because they’ve all been hand-me-downs or gifts.”

Mama K: “Well, she needs shoes.”

Me: “Can you grab her? She’s getting snot all over the display over there.”

 

ONE WEEK LATER

Mama K: “Hey, did you know these light up?”

Me: “What? No! Those shoes are so annoying. How did we miss that?”

Mama K: “Maybe that’s why they were forty dollars.”

 

TWO WEEKS LATER

Mama K: “Did you read the news report that light up shoes are catching on fire?”

Me: “Awesome.”

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