Actual conversation yesterday:
Me: “… so I have no idea what to do about it.”
Friend: “What does your baby book say?”
Me: “You’re my baby book.”
Guess what, Little Bug? You’re being raised via anecdotes told over coffee, during training runs, or in the office. Our parenting moves are literally shadowing friends, friends of friends and the occasional T.V. show. So when you apply for the “raised in dire circumstances” scholarship, you can just use the contents of this blog as proof.