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WARNING: there have been several unconfirmed sightings of an escaped wild animal over the last few days. If encountered, please call the official Baby in Fuzzy Things hotline to report the incident to authorities.
If spotted, please approach the animal with caution; it has two hidden teeth that are very sharp and able to leave itty bitty bite marks if contact is made with human skin.
Do not put your face near it; you will likely get slapped. It will seem funny at first, but then the sting and embarrassment will sink in making it… less funny.
Do not try to trap the animal in a car seat. You will only agitate it further.
If you do detain the wildlife, do not put your corgi near it unless you are okay with the corgi’s ears getting slobbered upon.
This has been a public service announcement from the Department of Cute.