Yes, No, Maybe So

Q: Does the Bissell carpet cleaner from seven years ago still function?
A: Yes!

Q: Is it a good idea to lift the baby’s naked butt at a 45 degree angle to the changing table without a care in the world?
A: Absolutely… NOT.

Q: Will we get our security deposit back?
A: Maybe. Our downstairs neighbors are often setting off their smoke alarm, so perhaps their cooking could lead to a mild, but non-lethal charring of the complex the day we move out.

Yesterday was the first day that I was pining (ha ha, get it?) for the oh-so-easy-to-clean hardwood floors of the house we just sold. However, seeing as it has rained all weekend and I don’t have to obsess over timing my lawn mowing with the breaks in said rain, I’ll just take that as a trade-off.

Q: Do I love little Lucie metric tons?
A: That and more.

Q: Would I trade her in for a full night’s sleep?
A: No way.

Q: Could she maybe stop peeing on the fresh diapers, one right after another?
A: I could definitely live with that.

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