Dear Baby Roquardt,
This is your last chance to be a palindrome, just FYI. Also, your moms would very much like to meet you.
Since you’ve sent us to the hospital once under “false” pretenses, perhaps it is fitting that you were born on April Fool’s Day, you little joker. Though it would be to the chagrin of Mama K, Mama C would find it so amusing to have an April Fool’s day baby. A cohort in shenanigans. A partner in practical jokes. Someone to bail out of detention for entertaining (er, disrupting) the class yet again…
If you don’t come out soon, we’re going on a hike and you’ll be born in the woods and raised by a mountain lion. Grrrrr.